This was the Coolest woman in the world. there is a Bio, "Edie, An American Biography." I IMPLORE you to read this. I just finished my 32 reading of this and it is still fresh. BTW, cuz of Kyra who hates to talk about it. Ciao Baby. 

Questions

How Lauren Graham has never won an award for Gilmore Girls

How the fuck can they call Sylvester Stallone an "American Icon" on these Contender commercials.

If Florida is shaped like a cock, does that mean I'll get more while I'm down there.

What is a co-incedance?

I'm folding clothes to put in luggage to go to South Florida for a bit. Two suitcases...One way ticket. I leave Sat.
Thinking of Joyce; my J.A.P.PY friend whom I will be living near. She buys me stuff which I always secretly want but vocally deny her buying for me, yet she does. I'm bringing two of each, black and denim jeans. Lot's of shirts. And as I hear myself telling her in my mind; it's good to be this minimal. She phones...at that second. An hour later...I'm cleaning my pad so as to get the full deposit back. I'm packing shit into a duffel that I will stow at my Mom's. A roll of film pops out. The mystery roll lisa and I took driving cross country, 5 years ago. I think of lovely Lisa for a moment, and VOW to get this roll developed. I had not spoken to Lisa in over a year. She got me that job as a bartender at that boss of hers' new place, where I got SMASHED on my first night, cause all the patrons bought be Jaeggers. Little me with his tail between his legs decides to never face her or the boss again from fear of repercussions. I stop taking her calls, forever. the embarrassment, the shame, she stopped calling over a year ago. She is not the best phoner, either. Let's backtrack...Zero to 30 seconds after the film has rolled on the floor. The phone rings. I read the name on the caller id and it's Lisa. I love stuff like this.

"little joe never once gave it away..." 

iPod Download Song of the Week

"In the Meantime"- Spacehog

Cocktail Party Talk Today...

Fear and Loathing------>Hunter S. Thompson dies of self inflicted gunshot.


Q: What does a Lesbian bring her new girlfriend on their second date?

A: A U-Haul.

Last nights Simpsons, replete with a disclaimer of (horrors) same sex marriage and hockey intro was certainly current. Mayor Quimby proclaiming, "I hearby legalize Gay Money, I mean Marriage" is definately worth a 10 page essay in The New Yorker.

Highlights included: Homer (as Minister) starting the proceedings with,
"Queerly Beloved."

A teenage Patty hanging a poster of Jane Hathaway in her bedroom.

Snow & the City

When 5 inches are better than 9.

Rhymes with HUNT or SWAT

I just can not believe my initial hate for this woman could intensify upon repeated viewings of yesterdays marathon. Usually, prolonged exposure in similar situations would have me feeling more empathetic or just completely devoid of any sensory perceptions. Tee Shirt Design courtesy of cafepress.

Mitch Dowd Underware Collection

These mates are players in Aussie League Football modeling underware at an event down under today (yesterday for them). The second from the left for me, please. Click anywhere to engorge, I mean enlarge (the picture, that is).

'Project Runway" on SNL

SNL was actually funny last night...You had to stay up until 12:53am to catch a hilarious sendup of "Project Runway." Host Hillary Swank did a great job as Heidi Klum and Rachel Dratch captures Wendy amazingly. Sorry the pictures are a little shoddy, I do not know anything about screencaps, so I took a digital pix off of my TV. They even had the Jay character saying in true Jay fashion, "This project eats my ass." kudos to Swank who was in every sketch and was great, and for fear of being shanked, I'll reserve my comments on musical guest, 50 cent.

Horatio and Fred as Jay and Austin... 

"Pull my finger." As you can see people, it's all about lights and mirrors.
Paris: (to photographer) "You're so fired." click to enlarge for maximum scare factor

NYC Restaurant Lovers...Whine and Dine

See how the workers (and ex) feel about your favorite places to eat. Shameless Restaurants offers up stories from (mostly) disgruntled workers at these "hotspots." I know some are most likely to be construed as having been written with vitriol and angst and piss and vinegar, but I can attest to some. I have worked on and off in the restaurant business in NYC for my whole life, in both the front and back of the "house." About a dozen of the places I have either worked for or trained at are listed here, and I can agree with these posters of rampant coke use by the management/chefs or bounced checks/tips missing. It's an eye opener in some ways, making you think twice about patronizing such establishments.


Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson would like his fellow actors to come out of the closet. He is currently co-starring as John Travolta's bodyguard in the movie, "Be Cool." What could possibly have made him state this tidbit on this junket.

Top Ten Slogans for the new GAY BEER

Top Ten Slogans For The New Gay Beer
10. For guys who don't like Busch.
9. Cold as a mountain stream, gay as a picnic basket!
8. For all the gay stuff you do, this beer's for you.
7. Made with the finest gay hops and barley.
6. Toss one back, and while you're at it have a beer.
5. The perfect drink for spending the afternoon watching "Trading Spaces" with the guys.
4. Come out of the closet and head for the mountains.
3. Wreck your liver and your marriage!
2. Drink until you can see "straight".
1. The Queen of beers.

From "Late Night w/ David Letterman", feb.08, 2005

When McGuyver gets cancelled...

Hot on the heels of a premature "Advocate" Cover Story, "the cool store" would like to go on the record and affirm a Sunday night outing with none other than Patty Bouvier, sister of Marge Bouvier Simpson. Low paid animator spies in Korea have told of drawing a very Billie Jean King-ish looking mate for former confirmed bachelorette.

bits...

I'd hate to be the Mailman: "Toads turning dogs into junkies"


This is for the "Every Breath You Take" remix: Puffy sued for advance sans book.


Cocktail waitresses at Atlantic City's Borgata Casino will be suspended if the gain up to 7 % in body fat.

I don't know if you've seen some of the commercials for A&E's upcoming show "Intervention" but the show looks kinda disturbing. It may hit too close to home based on some of things I've put myself through. (no link avail.)

You can't make this up department. This guy was working with a group to curtail crystal meth. within the gay community. He got busted with intent to sell...police found ounces of it in his apartment along with gallons of GHB .

Project Runway Marathon Sunday. Starts at 11am EST and Runs for 10 hours. Awesome...I hope it snows so I don't feel guilty about being a lethargic coucher. 

Put these two out to pasture...

I don't know why it bothers me so much that Liz Smith and Cindy Adams collect paychecks for columns that are based solely on antiquated quotes and opinions. With a collective age of 150, these two doyennes have not had a scoop since the Truman Administation. And now comes this biased gem from Adams, "Sideways" set a record for a non-handsome leading man creating an Academy Award-nominated movie. Also a record for the most of us walking out of the theater mumbling, "I still don't get it."
WTF!!!

Things to say to a neighbor you've never met before while shoveling

• cold enough for you?
• Wanna make snow angels? I'm gonna make a snow angel.
• Hey, what if this was all cocaine, huh? Ha ha ha! Am I right?
• You into guys?
• Shit like this makes me really hate my wife. She's crippled, so she can't shovel for crap.

via Nat'l Lampoon

wow! she actually wore it. She tweaked it a bit, no feathers. Kudo's Nancy O'Dell. "our Girl", Parker Posey will be the 3rd judge on the finale.