- A 0-18 month category, where mothers fashion their hairless kids with wiglets.
- A creepy emcee serenading the girls face to face with a pedophilia song.
- Two extremely queenie pageant stylists, whose own daughter is the reigning queen.
- A mother who cares more about the circuit then her her son going to jail.
- 5 year old girls performing routines based on stripper acts.
- Pageant Moms who do not have daughters so they enter their sons.
- A 6 year old girl's singing,"Lipstick on your collar" and "Where is Love."
It is so hard to capsulize this disgusting display of acid wash wearing, overweight parents who chain smoke and shell out hundreds of dollars to win a $500 or $1000 savings bond, that will mature in 2020. It's sickening.