Things to say to a neighbor you've never met before while shoveling

• cold enough for you?
• Wanna make snow angels? I'm gonna make a snow angel.
• Hey, what if this was all cocaine, huh? Ha ha ha! Am I right?
• You into guys?
• Shit like this makes me really hate my wife. She's crippled, so she can't shovel for crap.

via Nat'l Lampoon