Friday, February 18, 2005

Things to say to a neighbor you've never met before while shoveling

  • cold enough for you?
  • Wanna make snow angels? I'm gonna make a snow angel.
  • Hey, what if this was all cocaine, huh? Ha ha ha! Am I right?
  • You into guys?
  • Shit like this makes me really hate my wife. She's crippled, so she can't shovel for crap.

via Nat'l Lampoon

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